Laceration Penetration.

Couples sicken me.
Emotional people disgust me.
People that worry about stupid shit irritate me.
Cunts that act like they’re better than everyone else can suck me.

Dear residents of planet earth.
Learn how to be normal, and while you’re at it you should get lessons on how to dress yourself. We’re all just human and we’ll all die in 60 years from now, tops. So have fun you cunts, go forth and multiply.
Yours sincerely, Steve. AKA the guy who figured out how to actually LIVE life.

“you just said you didn’t wanna have sex with me cause you said I’d be a starfish!”
“yeah, but that’s why I’m trying to wake you up more, fuck sake..”

There’s something so liberating about pissing in your backyard, it’s unexplainable.

H to the Izzo, V to the Izzay!

Spewing blood is always a bit scary, but after 15 solid days drunk, what can you expect?

woddupcasey:

I don’t mean to offend anyone, but I find it so unattractive/massive turn off when boys cry.

Pussies.